When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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