clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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