also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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