he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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