her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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