I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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