Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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