His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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