puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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