We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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