I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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