Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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