Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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