So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
me + whiskey = a bad person
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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