I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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