He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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