so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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