yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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