Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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