The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
There r osticjed everywhere
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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