so that wasnt chicken after all
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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