didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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