Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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