theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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