Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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