you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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