Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him