I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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