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• (917): View more from New York City

  Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now

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  Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?

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• (631): View more from New York

  If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?

  (941): View more from Florida

  better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn

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• (954): View more from Florida

  The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.

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