I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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