so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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