brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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