: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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