I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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