What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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