where am i from again
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
