And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Shame - the story of my life.
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