idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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