he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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