Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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