She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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