I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
