i jhust puked up my retainher.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
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I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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