I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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