your room smells of hookers.
And success
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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