The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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