Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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