this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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