i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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