none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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