Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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