butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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