why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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