is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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