Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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