STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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