just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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