i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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