Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles