Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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