butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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