Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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